Kaywhi9836 - Like My Father Parody

	  		
Intro: F C Dm Am Bb F C Dm C F 

Verse 1:
 
             C 
I wanna come home to donuts 
Dm               Am                Bb 
Jumpscares around the corner 
            F                   C 
And when my hair starts turning gray 
                      Dm        C           F 
He'll say "Well you still look younger than me" 
                     C               Dm 
I guess I learned it from my parents 
               Am                     Bb 
That true love starts with dentists 
              F                C 
A kiss on the forehead, rare date night 
           Dm     C     Bb 
Fake an apology after a fight 


 
          C                    F 
I need a man who bullies our kids 
                C                 Bb 
Tickles them until they scream 
              C                       F 
I have a migraine but they won't stop 
                  Am              Bb 
And now they are all yelling 
             C                     F 
I want a love as strong as they had 
         C                Bb 
I need a man who loves me like 
   C               F 
My father loves my mom 


Verse 2:
 
              C                  Dm 
I want a road trip in the summers 
             Am               Bb 
I wanna make fun of each other 
             F              C 
I wanna rock out to Might Get Loud 
                   Dm            C       F 
And flick our kids head when they call us old 
                   C               Dm 
He'll make us the same old dinner 
                  Am              Bb 
(please no more hamburger helper) 
            F             C 
And when I work out that day 
                  Dm            C     Bb 
He'll poke my abs till I laugh in pain 

 
          C                    F 
I need a man who bullies our kids 
                C                 Bb 
Tickles them until they scream 
              C                       F 
I have a migraine but they won't stop 
                  Am              Bb 
And now they are all yelling 
             C                     F 
I want a love as strong as they had 
         C                Bb 
I need a man who loves me like 
   C               F 
My father loves my mom 


Bridge:
 
                C              Dm 
And if he lives up to my father 
               Am                Bb 
Maybe he could teach our daughter 
          F             C 
How to kick and how to punch 
N.C. 
She should know how to use a gun 

 
Bb        C                    F 
I need a man who bullies our kids 
                C                 Bb 
Tickles them until they scream 
              C                       F 
I have a migraine but they won't stop 
                  Am              Bb 
And now they are all yelling 
             C                     F 
I want a love as strong as they had 
         C                Bb 
I need a man who loves me like 
   C               F 
My father loves my mom 


F C Dm 

         Am                Bb 
I need a man who loves me like 
   C               F 
My father loves my mom