Tim Minchin

Song For Wossy

Tim Minchin

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Song For Wossy

Wossy, in two weeks youíll be gone 

This is my last opportunity to sing you a song 

So I wanna ask a favour before 

                D         Dsus2-D  
You get on with your life 

Jonathan, I wanna make love to you 

Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you 

Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you 

G          G/A     D 
Sweet love to your wife 

Thereís just something about her  

That drives me insane 

Sheís got that cute sense of humour 

And a brilliant brain 

But if Iím totally honest 

My feelings for Jane 

Are mostly sexual 

Donít wanna put you and her 

In an awkward position 

But I know Iíd regret it 

If I didnít ask the question 

I have talked to my wife 

And she gave me permission 

   G/A                   A 
We both have a celebrity shag concession 

    G   G/A  D 
And mine is Jane 

G   G/A  D 
Hers is Wayne Rooney 

Although to be fair 

Thereís not much chance of scoring there 

D        A 
Jane, in two weeks time 

Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby 

And surely youíre not gonna wanna be 

G                    A    
Spending time with a bum 

D                A 
I know that in a month or three 

Heíll have weaselled his way back onto my TV 

           D                   G 
But in the meantime, would you consider me 

For a little fun? 

 (A E/A  G/A  D )
Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me 
Just one night, baby, youíll be digginí me 
Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy 
I just wanna make love, sweet love to you 

What I wouldnít give for just one night with you 
Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a 
Couple of whips and an underwater camera 
I just wanna make a little sweet love to you 

Wossy, you can watch if thatíd make you feel better 
Thatíd make it even more unforgettable 
You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta 
In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife 

Stop me, wonít you Wossy, if this is getting weird? 
The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard 
Iím just doing a song, like we agreed 
And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna 
Make sweet love to your wife 


Jonathan Iíve always admired you 

I was nervous about our interview 

But your producers assured me 

That all I had to do 

       G/A                    D 
Was be totally honest...with you   
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