Intro: C G Am C G Amaj7 verse 1: B C D I don't think I am capable of B C D This teenage televised taping of love. B C D But here is my guide on how to be alone: C# Just act like a freak and C Sleep with everyone you've ever known.C G Am C G Amaj7 verse 2: B C D And I'd like to think romance is real B C D Open my chest, a heart you could steal B C D But here is my guide on how to stay alone, C# C Just drink 'til you're gone and pass out on the floor.C G Am I'm half crazy, all just cracked up C G Am When will what I have ever be good enough? C G Am I'm sad, funny it seems lately C G this ain't a fairytale Amaj7 E Eb And I don't think I'll ever be happy.C G Am C G Amaj7 Bridge (solo): POWER CHORDS C G A C G G ×2 BAR CHORDS E EbC G Am I'm half crazy, all just cracked up C G Am When will what I have ever be good enough? C G Am I'm sad, funny it seems lately C G this ain't a fairytale Amaj7 E Eb And I don't think I'll ever be happy. C HappyE Eb C Amaj7C G Am I'm half crazy, all just cracked up C G Am When will what I have ever be good enough? C G Am I'm sad, funny it seems lately C G this ain't a fairytale Amaj7 E Eb And I don't think I'll ever be happy. C Happy