Year: 2006 -
Written by Jack Black & Kyle Gass
Intro: Dm Am F C G Dm A long ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo Am There lived a humble family religious through and through F But yay there was a black sheep C G And he knew just what to do Dm His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line Am A vision he did see-eth fuckin' rockin' all the time F C G He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align A C Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave G Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles A# With a long and shiney blade A 'Twas I who fucked the dragon C Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo G And if you try to fuck with me A# A Then I shall fuck you too C G A Gotta get it on in the party zone C G A I gots to shoot a load in the party zone C G A Gotta lick a toad in the party zone C G A Gotta suck a chode in the party zone Ah! G - A# - F - G# G You've disobeyed my orders, son A# Why were you ever born? F Your brother's ten times better than you G# Jesus loves him more G A# This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell F G# Rock and roll's the Devil's work, he wants you to rebel G You'll become a mindless puppet A# Beelzebub will pull the strings F Your heart will lose direction G# G And chaos it will bring A# F You'd better shut your mouth G Better watch your tone A# F G You're grounded for a week with no telephone A# F Don't let me here you cry G Don't let me hear you moan A# F G You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home G Dio can you hear me? A# I am lost and so alone F I'm askin' for your guidance G# Won't you come down from your throne? G A# I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock F My father thinks you're evil G# But man, he can suck a cock G Rock is not The Devil's work A# It's magical and rad F G# G G# F A# I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad C I hear you brave young Jaybles C You are hungry for the rock C But to learn the ancient method Bb Sacred doors you must unlock C Escape your father's clutches C And this oppressive neighborhood C On a journey you must go Bb C To find the land of Hollywood C In The City of Fallen Angels F G# Where the ocean meets the sand C You will form a strong alliance F G# And the world's most awesome band C To find your fame and fortune F G# Through the valley you must walk C You will face your inner demons F G# G Now go my son and rock G D#-D-G D#-D-G D#-D-C-D-D#-F-G (2X) G So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart D And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art A# F C But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart G D#-D-G D#-D-G D#-D-C-D-D#-F-G (Até o fim)