Beelzeboss

	  		Intro: B C D E F G A Bb 

(Beelzeboss): 

Bb-A          Bb-A 
i am complete! 

(Jables e Kyle): 

       Bb-A A-Bb Bb-A 
(both): fuuuck 

(Beelzeboss): 

Bb-A 
yes you are fucked, 

Bb-A 
shit out of luck! 

Bb-A             Bb-A     A-Bb        Bb-A 
now i'm complete and my cock you will suck! 

Bb-A 
this world will be mine, 

Bb-A 
and you're first in line! 

Bb-A                     Bb-A             A-G  D 
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die! 

(Jables): 

B      D      F#                G 
waaait waaait waaait you mother-fucker 

G            D             A 
we challenge you to a rock off, 
         
(Jables e Kyle):  

G           D                   A 
give us one chance to rock your socks off 


(Beelzeboss): 

B     B 
fuck! fuck! 

B           D     F#       B 
fuuuck, the demon code prevents me, 

B           D     F#       B 
from declining a rock off challenge! 

D     F#       A 
what are your terms? 

           Em 
what's the caaatch? 

(Jables): 

Em                            Am 
if we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell 

    Am   F   C            G       A 
and also you will have to pay our rent 


(Beelzeboss): 

Am 
and what if i win? 

      G 
(jb): then you can take kage back to hell... 
      G 
(kg): what!? 
      G 
(jb): trust me kage it's the only way 
      G 
(kg): what are you talkin about? 
      G                 C 
(jb): to be your little bitch 


(Beelzeboss): 

B 
fine! 
B                      C-B D-Db E-Eb G-F# 
let the rock off begin hahaha! 

  C-B   D-Db      Eb-E  G-F# 
i'm the devil, i love metal! 

   C-B     D-Db        Eb-E    G-F# 
check this riff, it's fuckin' tasty! 

B                                  D 
i'm the devil i can do what i want 

D                                  F# 
whatever i've got i'm gonna flaunt! 

F#                                           B 
there's never been a rock off that i've ever lost! 

B                                      D 
i cannot wait to take kage back to hell 

D                                        F# 
i'm gonna fill him with ma hot demon gel! 

F#                                         B 
i'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel!! 


(jb): noooo! c'mon kage, let's fight his music with our music 

            G                                        Bb 
(kg): there's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice 

(jb): listen to me- 

      Bb             D                           G 
(kg): he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man 

(jb): god dammit kage, 

G                                           Bb 
he gonna make you his sex slave, your gonna gargle mayonnaise 


(kg): noo 

      D                                    G 
(jb): unless we bust a massive monster mamajam 


(kg): dude, 

G 
we've been through so much shit 

         Bb                      
(jb): de-activated lasers with my dick 

       D 
(both) now it's time to blow this fucker down 

      G 
(jb): c'mon kage now it's time to blow doors down 

      D#                         Bb           F           
(kg): i hear you jables now it's time to blow doors down 

      G 
(jb): light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown 

      D#                             Bb         F 
(kg): we'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town 

        G                                  D# 
(both): now we've got to blow this fucker down 

      D#                       Bb          F 
(kg: he's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down 

      G 
(jb): c'mon kage cuz it's time to blow doors down 

      D#                Bb            F 
(kg): ooooooh (?) it's time for the black out 

              G            D 
(jb): hey antichrist, beelzeboss, 

              Bb               D 
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce 

              G                 D 
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind 

             Bb                D 
we will defeat you, for all mankind 

              G                    D 
you hold the sceptor, we hold the key 

             Bb                F 
you are the devil,  we are the d 


                   G             D             Bb            F 
(both): we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d (x5) 


(Beelzeboss): 
                                                        G 
you guys are fuckin lame come on kage your comin with me 

G                   
taste my lightning suckers! 

      Bb 
(jb): noooo! 

(Beelzeboss): 
             D 
ow, fuck! My fuckin horn! 

oh, no! 

      D 
(jb): from whence you came you shall remain, 

until you are complete again 

(Beelzeboss): 

C - B D - Db  E - Eb  G - F# 
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo...! 

C - B D - Db  E - Eb  G - F#      G-F#  
fuck you kage and fuck you jables 

                        D 
i'll get you tenacious d!!!!