(Jack Black e Kyle Grass)
Intro: B C D E F G A Bb (Beelzeboss): Bb-A Bb-A i am complete! (Jables e Kyle): Bb-A A-Bb Bb-A (both): fuuuck (Beelzeboss): Bb-A yes you are fucked, Bb-A shit out of luck! Bb-A Bb-A A-Bb Bb-A now i'm complete and my cock you will suck! Bb-A this world will be mine, Bb-A and you're first in line! Bb-A Bb-A A-G D you brought me the pick and now you shall both die! (Jables): B D F# G waaait waaait waaait you mother-fucker G D A we challenge you to a rock off, (Jables e Kyle): G D A give us one chance to rock your socks off (Beelzeboss): B B fuck! fuck! B D F# B fuuuck, the demon code prevents me, B D F# B from declining a rock off challenge! D F# A what are your terms? Em what's the caaatch? (Jables): Em Am if we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell Am F C G A and also you will have to pay our rent (Beelzeboss): Am and what if i win? G (jb): then you can take kage back to hell... G (kg): what!? G (jb): trust me kage it's the only way G (kg): what are you talkin about? G C (jb): to be your little bitch (Beelzeboss): B fine! B C-B D-Db E-Eb G-F# let the rock off begin hahaha! C-B D-Db Eb-E G-F# i'm the devil, i love metal! C-B D-Db Eb-E G-F# check this riff, it's fuckin' tasty! B D i'm the devil i can do what i want D F# whatever i've got i'm gonna flaunt! F# B there's never been a rock off that i've ever lost! B D i cannot wait to take kage back to hell D F# i'm gonna fill him with ma hot demon gel! F# B i'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel!! (jb): noooo! c'mon kage, let's fight his music with our music G Bb (kg): there's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice (jb): listen to me- Bb D G (kg): he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man (jb): god dammit kage, G Bb he gonna make you his sex slave, your gonna gargle mayonnaise (kg): noo D G (jb): unless we bust a massive monster mamajam (kg): dude, G we've been through so much shit Bb (jb): de-activated lasers with my dick D (both) now it's time to blow this fucker down G (jb): c'mon kage now it's time to blow doors down D# Bb F (kg): i hear you jables now it's time to blow doors down G (jb): light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown D# Bb F (kg): we'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town G D# (both): now we've got to blow this fucker down D# Bb F (kg: he's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down G (jb): c'mon kage cuz it's time to blow doors down D# Bb F (kg): ooooooh (?) it's time for the black out G D (jb): hey antichrist, beelzeboss, Bb D we know your weakness our rocket-sauce G D we rock the casbah, and blow your mind Bb D we will defeat you, for all mankind G D you hold the sceptor, we hold the key Bb F you are the devil, we are the d G D Bb F (both): we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d (x5) (Beelzeboss): G you guys are fuckin lame come on kage your comin with me G taste my lightning suckers! Bb (jb): noooo! (Beelzeboss): D ow, fuck! My fuckin horn! oh, no! D (jb): from whence you came you shall remain, until you are complete again (Beelzeboss): C - B D - Db E - Eb G - F# noooooooooooooooooooooooooo...! C - B D - Db E - Eb G - F# G-F# fuck you kage and fuck you jables D i'll get you tenacious d!!!!