Show Them To Me

	  		Intro 

G  Em  C  D 


Verse 

      G                                   Em 
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy 
        C                               D 
There's too much hate and killin' goin' on 
G                              Em 
When I see the bare chest of a woman 
   C                               D 
My worries and my problems are all gone 


Pre

C                       
No one thinks of fightin' 
          D  
When they see a topless girl 
Em 
Maybe if you would show yours to me 
C             D 
We could save the world 


             G                Em 
Show them to me, Show them to me 
C                                      D 
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free 
              G 
They'd look a whole better without that sweater 
      Em 
Baby, I'm sure you'll agree 
   C                  D              G 
If you got two funbags, show them to me 



Verse 

I don't care if they don't match or 
One's bigger than the other 
You could show me one and I'll imagine the other 
Even if you're really old, there's nothing wrong 
Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad 
There just a little long 

Show them to me, Show them to me 
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see 
Just disrobe, show your globes 
And a happy man I'll be 
If you got dos chichis, show them to me 


Bridge 

C                          D 
I've met a lot of them but never one I hated 
C                           
Even if you've had thirteen kids and 
    D  
You think they look deflated 
        C/E 
There's no such thing as a bad breast 
  D/F# 
I believe this much is true 
            C 
If you're a big fat man, I'm a tittie fan 
        D 
And I'd love to see yours too 

Show them to me, Show them to me 
Just like the Girls Gone Wild on TV 
Just lean back and show your rack 
And I'll be in ecstacy 
If you got two casabas, show them to me 



G          Em 
Show them, show them to him 
C                          D 
All the world will live in harmony 
      G 
It'll do you good and it'll give me wood 
    Em 
And we'll make history 
C                        D 
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time 
          C                     D 
I said if you love your country yeah 
                                   
Then stand your ass up and show them big ole titties to me 
C    G/B  Am G 
Show them to him