Trailer For Rent

	  		

Capo on the 4th fret. 

Intro: G Em 
 

G          Em 
I left the beans on  
G         Em 
I put my jeans on  
G                     Em                Am 
And drove down to the Jonesville News & Times  
G             Em 
I said to the man 
G                  Em 
I need to place an add 
G                Em              Am 
How much will it be for these four lines  
C                 Am                         D 
Cause my husband's pissed me off for the last time  

C           G 
Trailer for rent, 
C           G 
no down payment  
C               G                           Em           Am 
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit  
C                     D 
Call if your interested, trailer for rent   

G              Em 
It's been ten years,  
G            Em 
ten thousand beers  
G                     Em                 Am 
And he's still sittin right there on the couch  
G             Em 
I played the misses 
G               Em 
and I done the dishes  
G              Em               Am 
Bout time somebody got the hell out  
C                    Am             D 
My phone ought to be ringing right about now  

                C            G 
Cause there's a trailer for rent, 
C          G 
no down payment  
C               G                           Em           Am 
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit  
C                   D 
Call if your interested, trailer for rent  

          C           G  
There's a trailer for rent(trailer for rent), 
C            G 
no down payment(no down payment) 
C               G                           Em           Am      
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit  
           C             D  
You better call if your interested, trailer for rent