Intro E G D D A E G D D A verse 1 E G You can be a goody two-shoes 'till the end of your days, A E You can listen to them say crime never pays, G You can follow every law and fear the big black bat, A But why would you want to? Ha! E Where's the fun in that? G A B Where's the fun in that?verse 2 E G Don't listen to the dullards say that life is a bore, A E Those fuddy-duddys spoil my fun! G That's why I strive to eradicate gloom! A B A B It's from that itch, I made the switch, B N.C. And chose my nom-de-plume: The Joker! E There's the fun in that! Ha ha ha! G A B There's the fun in that!C Em D A E So, smile, darn you, smile! Everybody loves to grin! A B A B E G D A Follow my lead, recite my creed, and smile, darn you, smile!Bridge E B C G So, when living gets a little rough, and you find it hard to cope; F#m B I'm the gent with just the stuff, to fill you full of hope!C Em D A E So, smile, darn you, smile! Everybody ought to laugh! A B A B E And so with glee, I do decree; Just smile, darn you, smile!C Em D A E Just smile, darn you, smile! Everybody needs a clown! A B A B Now with one stroke, the final joke! E C Em Just smile, darn you, smile, darn you, smile! D A E Everybody loves to grin! A B A B Follow my lead, recite my creed; E G A B And smile! Ha! Darn you, smile! N.C. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I love it!