Abbott And Costello - Jack And The Beanstalk

	  		
Verse 
Dm 
There goes Jack the reckless fool 
Dm 
Scootin' up the beanstalk 
Dm               Fm 
And with another fool 
Dm                Fm 
Maybe tonight the two 
        Dm         Fm 
Will be bottled in alcohool 

Dm 
There goes Jack, the village loon 
Dm 
And almost up the beanstalk 
Dm                Fm 
Scampering to the moon 
Dm                     Fm 
Doesn't know what he's doin' 
     Dm              Fm 
He's hurrying to his ruin 

Bridge 
A5                D5 
No giant finds it bothersome 
   A5             D5 
To grapple with a midget 
      A5            D5 
He'll pinion Jack beneath his thumb 
    A5               D5 
And spank him with a digit 
C5               F5 
Spank him with a digit 
 
Ab 
Jack and the Beanstalk 
      Eb7           Eb 
We'll long remember when 
   C# 
He shimmied up the stalk 
           Ab    Eb     Ab 
To beard a giant in his den 

Ab 
Once up the beanstalk 
   Eb7         Eb 
If Jack is set upon 
     C# 
Then Jack be nimble, Jack be quick 
   Ab          Eb      Ab 
Or Jack you're good as gone
 

Interlude 
C# 
Up, up, up, up, there he goes 
Eb 
Up to where? nobody knows 

Ab 
Long is the beanstalk 
    Eb7             Eb 
And short is little Jack 
    C# 
The long and short of it is 
      Ab   Eb     Ab 
Is he ever coming back? 


Interlude 
C# 
Jack and the beanstalk, there goes Jack 
Ab 
But is Jack ever coming back? 

Outro 
        Eb9                F# 
I'll be back and when I've reappeared 
               B 
With the Giant by the beard 
                                  D 
You will tell the kids the legend of 
           Ab           C# 
The famous Giant Killer Jack!