Congratulations Sex

	  		



Intro: Drumbeats 
G  C   x2 


verse 1: 
G                 C 
  No more congratulations sex 
G                 C 
  No more congratulations sex 
G              C 
  Any aging mascot 
would place that bet 
G                 C 
  No more congratulations sex 


Refrain 1: 
C 
  Aged love sleeps  
     G 
heavily I've grown  
D                   C 
unaware of your beauty 
Though nothing  
              G 
about you has changed 
      D 
It is me who is deranged 
C 
  I hated not  
               G 
knowing what I knew 
        D           C 
I'm not dead in the tomb 
                         G           
just lifeless enough to stay 
     D 
just lifeless enough to stay 

 
D          G/B 
  Tired of tragedies  
      Bm 
being trumped 
D          G/B 
  Tired of romance  
      D 
being sung 
C 
Tired of the 
           G   D 
past being hung 
       C 
like a cinder block 
          G 
around my neck 
Covering my  
heart up 



verse 2: 
G                 C 
  No more congratulations sex 
G                 C 
  No more congratulations sex 
G 
  I don't believe that  
              C 
you're reading 
Finnegan's Wake 
G                 C 
  No more congratulations sex 


Refrain 2: 
C 
  Every apology that 
    G          D 
you make you expect 
             C 
me to reciprocate 
Step into the 
            G 
sinking sandpit 
         D 
start to feel 
           C 
the dull panic 
They are patient  
  G 
sadistic 
  D      C 
onlookers You are 
the crashing plane 
G            D 
  of figure skaters 


Chorus 2: 
D          G/B 
  Tired of tragedies  
      Bm 
being trumped 
D          G/B 
  Tired of romance  
      D 
being sung 
D 
Tired of the 
G/B        Bm 
past being hung 
       D 
like a cinder block 
 G/B          Bm 
around my neck 
         Em D     C 
Covering my heart up 
Em D     C 
my heart up 
Em D     C 
my heart up 
Em D     G C G C G C G C   
my heart up