Written by Jack Clement
Intro G D (2x)verse 1 G D G There was a hermit named Fred who kept the dead horse in his cave G C And everyone said to Fred D G Fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave and he said wellG D G Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo G C N.C. G D G Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nutverse 2 G D G A Columbia man named Frank had a tiger named Hank G C D G He tried to put Hank in his tank guess what happened to Frank G When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs G And erected a tombstone that readG D G Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo G C N.C. G D G Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nutVerse G D G Another Columbia fellow told queen Isabella G C G I don't think the world is flat and now what do you think about that G And she said you don't and he said no ma'm G And she said he'd get out of my queendom and he said yes ma'mG D G Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo G C N.C. G D G Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nutG D G Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo G C N.C. G D G Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut
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