Intro: A D A D
verse 1
A D A D
Halloween's over and it's not yet Christmas
A D A D
There's a weird in-between in the middle and it sucks
Bm E
So pardon my frown
Bm E D7 Dmaj7
But it's hard to be excited when the theme color's brown
A
Thanksgiving
D F#m E
Here it comes again, the vicious cycle
A
Thanksgiving
D F#m E
You're like Jackson 5 without the Michael
Bm E
Yeah, Macy's got a parade
Bm D7
But it always ends with Santa on his sleigh
A D A D
Why bother? 
verse 2
A
No Santa, no elves
D A D
No witches, ghouls, or goblins
A D A D
As holidays go, it doesn't even make the top 10
Bm E
Christmas ham is so much better
Bm E D7 Dmaj7
"I love turkey" said no one ever
A
Thanksgiving
D F#m
Here it comes again
E
For no good reason
A
Thanksgiving
D F#m E
You're in the way of my jolly Christmas season
Bm E
By five o'clock, we've stuffed our faces
Bm D7
Then it's back to the daily races
Interlude
A D A D Daug
Bridge
Bm A
So why do I sing this song so angrily?
Bm A
Thanksgiving's a chance to see your family
Bm E
Well, in case you don't remember
A D
We all do it again in December
Bm E
Planes and trains and cars and highways
A D7 Dmaj7
And the very next day is Black Friday
N.C.
Thanksgiving
N.C. E
Damn your icy heart, you've got no soul
A
Thanksgiving
D F#m E
Let's take turns and say why we're thankful
Bm E
The only thing I'm thankful for is
Bm D7
Don't have to sing another
Outro
A A A A
You're Christmas lite
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key step up
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key step up
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key step down
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key step down
