Dearly Beloved

	  		
Intro: E B7 

verse 1 
E 
Good morning, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 
                                  A 
To watch two people we know make a big mistake 
       B7                                    
They'll stand up at the alter, and solemnly swear I do 
                                                    E 
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new 

   A                                                    E 
Her daddy's in the front row, muttering oh no here we go again 
    A 
They had a couple dates, now she's three months late 
        B7 
And it's twenty buck a plate I spent, oh: 


verse 2 
    E 
Good morning, dearly beloved, I'd like to welcome ya'll 
                                  A 
To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol 
      B7 
Please bow your heads and join me, in a prayer for these two 
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Who'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new 

   A 
The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse 
                        E            A 
As he's putting the ring on her, he's checking out the bridesmaids,  
                           B7 
Thinking that he might take, the maid of honor's honor, oh:
 

verse 3 
E 
Welcome, dearly beloved, we are here this afternoon 
                                          A 
To throw rice as these two, drive down the road to ruin 
    B7 
With cans tied to the bumper, and a dragging muffler too 
                                                    E 
They'll be together forever, ‘til they find somebody new 

Tag 
  B7                                    
So raise your glass and join me, here's to the bride and groom 
                                                    E        B7 E 
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new