Welcome Madmen With Guns

	  		
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On the TV,someone’s running 
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As the helicopter cam zooms in 
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And they superimpose green arrows 
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Google Earth it to the head of a pin 
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She says “There behind the police tape 
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“Seen it all with my eyes and ears 
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“I was talking to my friend Charlie 
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“And then Charlie disappeared” 


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Welcome, welcome 
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Come and have some fun 
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We got every Chinese toy under the sun 
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And every Ponzi scheme 
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That ever has been run 
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And old men with hard-ons 
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And Madmen with guns 


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And I heard that you made threats against me and my family 
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And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady 
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And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction 
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I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation 


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Welcome, welcome 
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Come and have some fun 
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We got every Chinese toy under the sun 
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And every Ponzi scheme 
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That ever has been run 
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And old men with hard-ons 
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And Madmen with guns 


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And who’s doing who 
And where’s the fire 
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And who do you think is juicin 
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And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs 
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Which field should we turn you loose in 
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Monkeys in captivity 
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Ikea in the Amazon 
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What’s in your wallet 
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And which side are you on? 


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Can anyone still stand up 
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Or are we all just too ground down 
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Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town 
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Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains 
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Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains 


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Welcome, welcome 
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Come and have some fun 
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We got every Chinese toy under the sun 
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And every Ponzi scheme 
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That ever has been run 
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And old men with hard-ons 
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And Madmen with guns 


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Stadiums, palladiums 
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Prisons second to none 
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And old men with hard-ons 
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And Madmen with guns