Dont Squeeze My Sharmon

	  		       
E Did you hear what happened ... 
Last Saturday A night ... 
While dancin' and B7 drinkin' ... 
We all got half E tight ... 
This sweet thing named Sharmon ... 
Was dancin' with A me ... 
When up jumped her boy-{E} friend ... 
And he B7 hollered at E me. A ...{E} 
 
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E Please don't squeeze my Sharmon ... 
Don't hold her so A tight ... 
You'd best heed my B7 warnin' ... 
It's the last one to-{E} night ... 
She's soft and she's gentle ... 
And sweet as can A be ... 
And if Sharmon needs E squeezin' ... 
Then B7 leave that to E me. A ...{E} 
 
(CHANGE TO F: same chord progression) 
 
Along about midnight - I was feelin' no pain 
And me and Miss Sharmon - were dancin' ag'in 
Then Hank and big Harlan - got into a fight 
And I heard someone holler - as out went the lights. 
 
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