Being Around

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If I was in the fridge, would you open the door? 
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If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn? 
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If I was your body, would you still wear clothes? 
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If I was a booger, would you blow your nose? 
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Would you keep it? Would you eat it? 
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I'm just trying to give myself a reason, for being around. 

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If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang? 
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If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing? 
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If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce? 
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Up and down inside your bank account? 
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Would you trust me, not to break you? 
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I'm just trying really hard to make you, notice me being around. 

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If I was a haircut would you wear a hat? 
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If I was a maid, could I clean your flat? 
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If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet? 
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In time to save me from mud off the street? 
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If you like me, if you love me, why don't you get down on your knees 
    Em 
and scrub me? 
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I'm a little grubby 
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From being around