Dear God I Hate Myself

	  		
  
Notes: At it's core this is a simple, easy and satisfying acoustic guitar song.  
Impress your friends and make your parents proud by singing this 
anthemic ode to self-flagellation. 

   


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  Em                  D              C7  
                   despair will hold    a place in       my        heart 
        a   bigger    one than  you       do        do        do 
      and   i will    always         be   nicer        to the cat 
                 than i am           to   you       you       you  

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  D                   C              G 
       dear      God,      i         hate      my        self 
       dear God, i    hate   my      self        
     and    i will    never          be   happy 
     and    i'll      never          feel           normal 

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  Em                  D              C7 
              (don't  ask me    if this   line is  about you) 

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  Em                                 D/F# 
                      what do        they do there      tonite    tonite? 
                      why  do        they go there      alright  alright? 
  C7                                 D/F# 
                      why  do        they live there    tonite    tonite? 
  Em 
  why       do        they      live at         all     alright  alright? 

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  D                   C              G 
       dear      God,       i        hate      my        self 
       dear God, i    hate my        self 
       and  i will    never          be   happy 
       and  i will    never          feel      normal 

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  G                                  A 
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  C7 
                             (Instrumental - play twice) 

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  Em                                 D/F# 
                      why do    they      live there        tonite   tonite? 
  Em  
 why        do        they      live  at all               alright  alright? 

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  Em                  D              C7 
                      flip off      the   mirror         as          protest 
            who the   F-word        are   you       you       you? 

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  D                   C              G 
        and i will    never          be   happy 
        and i will    never          feel       normal 
        dear      God,      i        hate       my        self 
        dear      God,      i        hate       my        self 


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  G                                  A 
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  C7 



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| /   slide up 
| \   slide down 
| H   hammer-on 
| p   pull-off 
| ~   vibrato 
| +   harmonic 
| x   Mute note 
| B   Bend 
| pb  Pre-bend 
| br  Bend release 
| pbr Pre-bend release 
| brb Bend release bend 

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