Em B Christmas is about having a whole week off from school Em B Christmas is all family-time and cheer Em B It's strands made out of popcorn and a fire made out of Yule Em B And why there aren't candy canes all year Em Am But these days it's all different, because these days she's around Em B She's cute and small and everyone adores her Em B The true meaning of Christmas was to watch me open presents, Am B Em But Christmas ain't about me anymore Em B Christmas is about sitting still in church for days Em B Christmas is about never complaining Em B Two years ago my presents filled up Santa Claus' whole sleigh Em B But by last year my haul had started waning Em Am And this year I'll get only toys that match the ones she gets Em B Or slightly larger versions of the outfits she ignores Em B Because the true meaning of Christmas was to watch me open presents, Am B Em But Christmas ain't about me anymore B E I don't want to brag but I can walk way better than she can B E Look at me a second cause I know a bunch more words A E B I do cartwheels, I can spell and I've been working on the Macarena B Doesn't that impress you? Em Am Nothing makes a difference, because these days she's around Em B Despite her many faults they all adore her Em B The true meaning of Christmas was to watch me open presents Am B Em But Christmas ain't about me anymore Am B Em Christmas ain't about me anymore Am B Em Christmas ain't about me anymore