When I'm 84

	  		
 

Intro 
E B A A 
E B A Asus2 
E B A A 
E B A Asus2 


Verse 
E                B 
Queuing with the old folk 
A                                E 
There's an old man with a wicked smile 
E                  B 
Not through smug politeness 
A                 E   B   A  Asus2 
He's doing it in st-yle, st-yle 
Asus2             E   B   A  Asus2 
He's doing it in st-yle, st-yle 


Pre Chorus 
    A 
No savings book or flannel slacks 
    E                       A 
No pardon when I heard them ask 
       E                  A  B 
Just a Vodafone and a Filofa-x 


E Bm D A            E Bm             D  A 
         When I'm 64,     I'll dream on 


Verse 
E                 B    
They all bore the milkman 
A                                 E 
Stop him for hours at their front gate 
E                B 
He just sits and thinks 
A                     E B   A  Asus2 
I'll make the bastard wait, wait 
Asus2                 E B   A  Asus2 
I'll make the bastard wait, wait 


Pre-Chorus 
    A 
No dribbling or incontinence 
    E                      A 
No longing for the old sixpence 
     E                          A  B 
Just smoking weed till age make sense 


E Bm D A            E Bm             D  A 
         When I'm 74,     I'll dream on 


Verse 
E                 B 
They all save for Blackpool 
A                            E 
Just for the cheap companionship 
E                   B 
Meanwhile he counts pennies 
A               E B   A  Asus2 
For a different trip, trip 
Asus2           E B   A  Asus2 
For a different trip, trip 


Pre-Chorus 
   A   
No smoking pipes and drinking bitter 
   E                  A 
No eying up the baby sitter 
     E                             A   B 
I'll trip up kids and I'll drop my litter 



E Bm D A            E Bm               D  A 
         When I'm 84,       I'll dream on 
                    E Bm               D    A 
         When I'm 84,       I'll dream on late 


Outro 

B F#m A E 
         (I'll dream on)  
B F#m A E                B         F#m    A  
          You're in your nineties, Arthur 
E                       B F#m A E 
Be careful with your back 
B              F#m    A E 
Exercise your muscles 
E           B F#m A E 
I'd rather Jack 
E           B F#m A E 
I'd rather Jack 
E                B F#m A E 
Yes, I'd rather Jack 
E           B F#m A E 
I'd rather Jack 
E                B F#m A E 
Yes, I'd rather Jack 
E           B F#m A E 
I'd rather Jack 
E                B F#m A E 
Yes, I'd rather Jack 
E           B F#m A E 
I'd rather Jack...