Intro: Bm F#
Bm F#
That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Bm F#
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
Bm
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
F# Bm
What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
F#
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
Bm F#
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy
Bm F#
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth
Bb
Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and
Ab
Front Frontier Psychiatrist, I feel, I feel, I feel strangely hypnotised
Bb
(scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls
Ab
and Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball
Bb
and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend
with the violin...
Bm F#
That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Bm F#
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
Bm
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
F# Bm
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
F#
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
Bm F#
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy
Bm F#
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth
Bb
Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person?
Ab
Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah!
Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab
Sometimes a parrot talks!
Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F#
'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.'
'Can you think of anything else?'
'Um...
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