D
Missed my alarm clock ringing
Woke up telephone screaming
G D
Boss man singing his same old song
D
Rolled in late about an hour
No cup of coffee, no shower
G D
Walk of shame with two different shoes on
D A G D
Now its poor me, why me, oh me, boring
D A G D
The same old worn out, blah, blah story
D A G D
There's no good explanation for it at all
*Chorus*
D
Ain't no ryhme or reason
A
No complicated meaning
G
Ain't no need to over think it
D A G
Let go, laughing
D
Life don't go, quite like you planned it
A
We try so hard to understand it
G D A G
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
(pause) D
It happens
D
My trusty-rusty had a flat
I borrowed my neighbor's cadillac
G D
"I'll be right back" going down to Wally World
D
That yellow light turned red too quickly
Knew that truck the moment it hit me
G D
Out stepped my ex and his new girl
("Sorry 'bout your neck baby)
D A G D
So it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring
D A G D
The same old worn out, blah, blah story
D A G D
There's no good explanation for it at all
*Repeat Chorus x2*
G D A D
Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absolutable, totally beauitful fact
(pause) D
is...pshhh, it happens
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