(N.C. LUCIUS, spoken You're late. N.C. YAXLEY Late? What's it matter? Look at this morning's Prophet: The Boy Who Lived does it again. The Dark Lord dead for good. I knew it, we backed the wrong side... again! N.C. LUCIUS Calm yourself, Yaxley. YAXLEY All us Death Eaters are going to Azkaban now. No! No no no! LUCIUS Do you have what I sent you for or not? YAXLEY Yeah, I got it. I had to break into the Ministry for it, but I got it. LUCIUS Excellent. YAXLEY You should see the Ministry - the Dark Lord not dead more than a day and they've already got the Wizard cops out after us. LUCIUS Damn those Wizard cops! Well, none of that matters anymore, as long as we have this. YAXLEY Who do you think you are? We don't stand a chance against the Wizard cops, not even you, Lucius Malfoy) verse 1 LUCIUS, sung Em Don't ever tell me what I can't do Em I'd watch my tongue if I were you Em For all we know, You-Know-Who C Could be watching us N.C. YAXLEY, spoken He can't be, he's dead! verse 2 LUCIUS, sung Em That never stopped our plans before Em You've no idea what I have in store Em You really think that you'd be at my door C If we had nothing to discuss? Am F# B He may be gone, but that is just as well Gm Bm Gm Bm So come inside, don't you fret Am B Em For it's not over yet Em Esus2 Em Chorus DEATH EATERS Em Evil plans! Em We are making evil plans! Cmaj7 Evil deeds with evil hands! Em Bsus4 B We love making e-vil plans! N.C. DEATH EATER #1, spoken N.C. Lucius Malfoy, why have you called us here? Wah! N.C. DEATH EATER #2 N.C. What do we do, Lucius? N.C. DEATH EATER #3 N.C. There's nothing to do. The Dark Lord is dead, Harry Potter wins, end of story. N.C. LUCIUS N.C. Yes, I know, I know. He marries Ginny, they live happily ever after, there is literally no way to move forward from this point. N.C. YAXLEY Then why are we all here? N.C. LUCIUS N.C. I was just getting to that. Harry Potter- N.C. DEATH EATERS groan N.C. LUCIUS N.C. We're in this sorry state because of him. N.C. And to think of all the chances we had to destroy him. N.C. Why, if we had destroyed him at his first year at Hogwarts, we'd be ruling the world right now! N.C. DEATH EATERS protest N.C. DEATH EATER #1, spoken N.C. Yes, Lucius, no one is arguing that! Wah! n.C. DEATH EATER #2 What does it matter, we can't change the past? Bridge N.C. LUCIUS, sung Oh? C D I know it seems impossible G C We've been thrown off our track C#dim7 But if we can't move forward Bsus4 B Why shouldn't we move back? Em Friends and companions of evil and sin Em Think not of loss, but a new way to win Em For what is present without a beginning D#dim To start it all? N.C. YAXLEY, spoken Go on... verse 3 LUCIUS, sung Em There is a boy that everyone knows Em The plan is simple: I propose Em That we choke cut the weed before it grows D#dim Up and ends it all Am Bsus4 B Do you follow me? N.C. DEATH EATER #1, spoken N.C. No. N.C. LUCIUS N.C. The Dark Lord... sung Gm Bm Gm Bm Would have survived, had they never met N.C. DEATH EATER #2, spoken N.C. So you're saying that he wouldn't be destroyed? LUCIUS, sung Gm Bm Gm Bm He'd be alive, what don't you get? N.C. DEATH EATER #3, spoken N.C. Still not understanding. LUCIUS, sung Gm Bm Em With Potter gone, the future will be set! N.C. DEATH EATERS, spoken N.C. Aaahhhhhh! LUCIUS, sung Am B Em So it's not over yet! DEATH EATERS Em Evil plans! Em What a brilliant evil plan! Cmaj7 Malfoy, you're an evil man! Em Bsus4 B We love making e-vil plans! N.C. LUCIUS, spoken N.C. So it is decided! We shall use this Time-Turner to go back in time to Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts. N.C. We'll destroy him before he ever gets a chance to destroy us! N.C. My friends... I think we're going back! Who's with me? N.C. DEATH EATERS cheer ALL, sung Am B Our history is nothing more Em G C#dim7 Than what the losers settle for LUCIUS Gm Bm Gm Bm So look alive, and don't forget Am B That's it's not over ALL Am Badd9 B It's not o - ver, Am Am B Em No, it's not over yet!