The Chocolate Robots Song

	  		 

Intro: C 

verse 1: 

C 
Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon 
Am 
scooping up our chocolate with their creepy finger spoons...   
               c 
When are these chocolate covered robots gonna leave us alone? 
          Am 
Here's an educated guess 

when our chocolates all gone. 
     C 
It's gross to watch chocolate powered robots eat, 
   Am 
we sweep up the waste they leave all over the street. 
         C 
The only chocolate that we eat 

is the chocolate they secrete.... 
  Am 
- 100% cacao -  

all bitter no sweet. 



verse 2 : 

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Chocolate powered robots having babies now, 
                   Am 
how do they do it? 

I don't wanna know how... 
      C 
All I know is that these babies don't look the same,  
         Am 
and they appear to be powered by a different thing... 
C 
Peanut butter powered baby robots in the sky, 
             Am 
cause peanut butter powered baby robots also can fly! 
               C 
They're eating all the peanut butter, 

so we have to eat other butter 
     Am 
like cashew, apple, almond... 

I can't think of any others. 


Bridge: 

 C 
-Macadamia nut butter? 
 C 
-That exists? 
 C 
-Yeah they just gave me some... 
 C 
-Let me try some... 
 C 
-Mmm, that's good. 
 C 
-Real good. 



verse 3(Strum Chords Once): 
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Thank you chocolate powered robots 
         C 
and your peanut butter powered babies 
    Am 
for causing us to discover 

we love other butter 

made from macadamias. 
C 
We will fully submit 

to do your bidding 
C 
  both night and day 
     Am 
just feed us macadamia nut butter 

and we'll do whatever you say. 



Outro: 

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Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon... 
C 
Chocolate powered robots tell us what to do.