Intro D5 Dm9 Dm7 Ebmaj7/D D5 Dm9 Dm7 Ebmaj7/D D5 Dm9 Dm7 Ebmaj7/D A7(#11) A7 Dm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Dm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7Verse 1:
Dm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Went through a box of three-ply tissues Dm7 Em7 Bbmaj7 G7 Talking about my commitment issues Dm7 The doctor told me A/C# C6 Sold me on the notion B7 Bbmaj7 I was getting in the way Em9 A7(b13) Of my happiness Dm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Those little things that used to drive you crazy Dm7 Em7 Bbmaj7 G7 Baiting your friends and being stone-cold lazy Dm7 One by one A/C# C6 They disappear and here B7 Bbmaj7 You see an ordinary fool Em9 A7(b13) At the wrong addressInstrumental Dm9 Dm7 Ebmaj7/D D5 The thinking man's me Dm9 Dm7 Ebmaj7/D A7(#11) A7Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 'Cause the best I've ever been Bb/C Is the way I was with you Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 But I stopped my fondest dreams Emaj7 Fmaj7 Coming tru- e Bbmaj7 F/A And if you check me out again A7/G Dm/F You're gonna like what you see G7sus4 G7 New flare and new integrity Bbmaj7 E7 Ebmaj7 Now that I'm trying so hard to be G/A D5 The thinking man's meDm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7 And now that I know what a purebred pooch is Dm7 Em7 Bbmaj7 G7 To tell you the truth, I prefer my Stooges Dm7 A/C# Curly, Larry, Moe C6 B7 They show a certain joie de vivre Bbmaj7 You can't disguise Em9 A7(b13) On a plasma screenVerse 2:
Dm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Remember the time I dissed your daddy Dm7 Em7 Bbmaj7 G7 Smoking his pipe in that long black Caddy Dm7 A/C# Cocktails at the country club C6 B7 A snub was soon detected Bbmaj7 In my eyes Em9 A7(b13) It was not my sceneBbmaj7 Fmaj7 Still the best I've ever been Bb/C Is the way I was with you Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 But I stopped my fondest dreams Emaj7 Fmaj7 Coming tru- e Bbmaj7 F/A And if you check me out again A7/G Dm/F You're gonna like what you see G7sus4 G7 New hair and new integrity Bbmaj7 E7 Ebmaj7 Now that I'm trying so hard to be G/A D5 Dm6 The thinking man's meSolo (Dm7) Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Dm7 Em7 Bbmaj7 G7 Dm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Dm7 Em7 Bbmaj7 G7 Dm7 A/C# C13 B7 Bbmaj7 Em9 A7(b13)Bridge:
Bbmaj7 Fmaj7/A You wish me good luck dear Abmaj7 Gm7 Dm7 I open the door for you Bbmaj7 Fmaj7/A William Buckner Abmaj7 Gm7 Dm7 Wouldn't have let you throughOutro (Dm7) Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Dm7 The thinking man's me (Dm7) Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Dm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7 Socrates, Sophocles, Aristophanes, Euripides Dm7 Em7 Fmaj7 G7 D5 Dm9 Dm7 Ebmaj7/D D5 Dm9 Dm7 Ebmaj7/D D5 Dm9 Dm7 Abmaj7Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 Still the best I've ever been Bb/C Is the way I was with you Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 But I stopped my fondest dreams Emaj7 Fmaj7 Coming tru- e Bbmaj7 F/A And if you check me out again A7/G Dm/F You're gonna like what you see G7sus4 G7 New air and new integrity G7sus4 G7 We could'a used a little honesty Bbmaj7 E7 Ebmaj7 G/A Now I'm trying so hard to be Dm7 E7 Ebmaj7 I said I'm trying so hard to be G/A Dm7 The thinking man's me