Rodney Henson - Single By Saturday Night

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Verse 1:
 
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She wore a tight blue dress, on my wedding day 

Stumbled to the microphone, had something to say 
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My new husband started shaking, his hands began to sweat 
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My heart was pounding and she hadn't spoken yet 
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She said honey chances are, you won't make it a year 
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You're too much like your mamma, he's too much like Richard Gere 


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She knew every apartment, she knew every hotel 

Men began to exit, wives began to wail 
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By the time it was over, she'd really caused a scene 
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That's when I reached down, took off that wedding ring 
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I said honey I think, I'll take Jolene's advice 
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I'll keep the cash and condo, you can choke on all the rice 


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I'll be single by Saturday night 
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Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice 
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I'll be single by Saturday night 
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I'll be single by Saturday night 


Verse 3:
 
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Well me and Jolene started hangin' out 

She taught me all she knew, what men were about 
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Now don't think I'm a hater, cause I'm not that way 
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But if you like me, this is how we're gonna play 
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Now I hope you gotta a pen cause I won't say this twice 
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Me and Jolene and we're given' out free advice 

Verse 4:
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If you like what you see, give me full access 

Credit card bills, email and text 
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Don't clear your browser history, it won't do no good 
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Gotta a private eye, livin' in your 'hood 
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I hope that you can forgive me for being so bold 
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All this little boy shit is sure gettin' old 

 
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I'll be single by Saturday night 
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Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice 
         D          A       E 
I'll be single by Saturday night 
         D          D       E 
I'll be single by Saturday night 

         D          A       E 
I'll be single by Saturday night 
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Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice 
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I'll be single by Saturday night 
         D          D       E 
I'll be single by Saturday night 


Outro 
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Wear a tight blue dress, on your wedding day 

I haven't got much more to say