First Of May

	  		
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G 
I woke up this morning 
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I had a scone and a large house blend 
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And then a little conver-sation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends 
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I said I’m sick and tired of winter 
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And I wish that it was spring 
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And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast 
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 Began to sing 

And he sang 
Em                                        Am 
 Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever 
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 Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people to get together 
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Outside 


                        G 
Cause it’s the first of May, first of May 
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Outdoor fucking starts today 
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So bring your favorite lady 
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Or at least your favorite lay 
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The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe 
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Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto 
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Grass below you, sky above 
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Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called.. 

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                                fucking outside 


  G 
I thanked him for the information 
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I cried a little when he flew away 
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I watched an episode of The People’s Court 
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And I tried to plan my day 
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I called up my old lady 
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She wasn’t home so I called my girl 
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I asked her if she’d like to join me as I 
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 Entertain the world 

And I said 
Em                                        Am 
Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the 

                                                  ants off 
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Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re taking each other’s 

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                                                  pants off 
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Outside 

(Refrão) 

      G 
So we went to the park together 
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We were walking in the midday sun 
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We met all kinds of people and we 
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We fucked everyone 
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We fucked a lady who sells ice cream 
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We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei 
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Everyone who needed fucking well they 
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They got fucked today 

So come on 
Em                                      Am 
 Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel-the-spirit moving 

                                       through you 
Em                                            C                    D 
 Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to 

                                       you 
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Outside 


(Refrão) 

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Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called..   
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fucking outside, fucking outside, fucking outsi-i-i-i-i-ide