Little Piss Piddle

	  		Intro
 
 



    C                                                     G7 
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum 
    G7                                                  C 
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum 
    F             G              C            C/B   Am 
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (oh, God!) 
F                   G                        C    F  C 
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum 

Verse 1:

             C                                  G7 
Yeah, you're just a little dog looking for sympathy 
          G7                               C 
But don't kid yourself, it won't work with me 
    F                         G                       C              C/B       Am 
You piddled on the floor, you piddled on the bed, you piddled on the Christmas tree 
          F                        G                  C 
Yeah, you wag your little tail but it won't work with me 



    C                                                     G7 
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum 
    G                                                   C 
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum 
    F             G              C            C/B   Am 
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (terrible!) 
F                   G                        C    F  C 
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum 

Solo 

C       G7 
G7      C 
F   G   C  C/B  Am  Am/G 
F   G   C 

Verse 2:

      C                                       G7 
Yeah, you've got buckleys looking for another bone 
    G7                                                C 
You piddled on the doll and you won't leave the hose alone 
         F                   G                       C           C/B    Am 
Yeah you shit in the shower, shat in my shoe, left a poop in the dining room 
    F                      G               C 
I'd call the pound but you peed on the telephone 



    C                                                     G7 
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum 
    G7                                                  C 
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum 
    F             G              C            C/B   Am 
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (oh, God, who’s been feedin’ him Pal?) 
F                   G                        C    F  C 
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum