Fish Porn

	  		Intro:
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Verse 1:
 
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Fish porn, fish porn on his brain 
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From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine 
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Gil's got a weird incurable disorder 
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He can't go a day without gettin' on the water 


 
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Fish porn, fish porn 
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That's the diagnosis 



Verse 2:
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His childhood dream was to be a great magician 
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Disappear into thin air and become an apparition 
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He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea 
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Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite 


 
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Don't let him swim with the fishes 
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Like Luca Brasi 



Guitar Solo 
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Verse 3:
 
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Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses 
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But he's gone so much, she's understandably suspicious 
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Before too long, she's a woman on a mission 
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She wants to know, is he really gone fishin'? 



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Fish porn, fish porn 
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Early psychosis 



Bridge:
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Spoonin' for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo 
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Watch out for the bull sharks circlin' you 
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Keep an eye out for the blue fins hangin' with the whale 
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And watch out for the men tellin' big fish tales 


Guitar Solo 
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Fish porn, fish porn 


Verse 4:
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Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot 
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With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot 
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She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks 
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No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix 
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Splish splash, mad dash 
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Gil's girl's gonna save the day 


Bridge:
 
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Coral climbed on board, Gil was pantin' like an Irish Setter 
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As she proceeded with her master plan 
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To make 'em both feel better 
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Things got exciting, and the fish started biting, and poles were bendin' 
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Everybody loves a happy ending 


Outro:
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Fish porn, fish porn 
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It was a happy ending 
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Fish porn, fish porn 
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It was the remedy 
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Fish porn, fish porn 
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Everybody's going out to sea 
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Catch somethin' for me 
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Fish porn, fish porn 
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It was a happy ending 
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Fish porn, fish porn 
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Fish porn, fish porn 
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Fish porn, fish porn