Hairy Ass Hillbillies

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D                Bm 
This song it was written down   
     G                    D 
In a pea green windowless room    
                     Bm 
Four o'clock and the TV's dead  
E7                       A 
Wired up with nothin' to do  
  D                      D7 
I drunk all my whiskey I smoked all my beer  
    G              D 
I'm already gone I just got here  
                 Bm 
An old hairy ass hillbilly  
             G          D 
Still up and hangin' on    

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D                     Bm 
Made me think of a similar time  
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In the Tropicannibal motel    
                     Bm 
Takin' showers 'bout every hour  
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'Cause I wasn't really feelin' well    
     D                     D7 
Well in walked the Alabama Leanin' Man  
    G               D 
His ol' buddy Billy Swann  
                  Bm 
Two old hairy ass hillbillies  
             G          D 
Still up and hangin' on   

  
Chorus:  
G       A                  D 
Takes a friend to make you laugh   
G             D 
A slap on the back 
Bm          A 
someone who knows right where you're at  
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A friend in town who just heard you're around  
D       A                      G 
Came by see how you're gettin' along  

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D              Bm 
Most people go out to clubs  
        G               D 
Just to see an electric dildo                
                    Bm 
A human jutebox who loves to play  
      E7                    A 
Every single song they know   
D                          D7 
But they don't care if you blow your soul  
G                         D 
They usually stand up and tell you so  
                         Bm 
And leave that hairy ass hillbilly  
             G          D 
Still up and hangin' on    

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D                   Bm 
So wherever you may be tonight  
G               D 
I wish you luck   
                  Bm 
You may be with a friend of yours  
             E7                       A 
And may your friend be your lady love   
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But if you gotta go and do a show  
G                         D 
And afterwards you got no where to go  
                        Bm 
You're just a hairy ass hillbilly  
             G          D 
Still up and hangin' on    

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Chorus:  
G       A                  D 
Takes a friend to make you laugh   
G             D 
A slap on the back 
Bm          A 
someone who knows right where you're at  
G           A    Bm                    G 
A friend in town who just heard you're around  
D       A                      G 
Came by see how you're gettin' along  

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