Jesus Gets Nothing For Christmas

	  		
Verse 1:

C           F 
Oh boys and girls it's 
C            G 
That time of year again 
C                     F 
It's time to show off all our 
    C             G 
Generosity to our friends 
C             F 
We've been waiting for 
C             G 
Three hundred sixty four 
C                   F 
Days in which we've been real good 
    C               G 
And done all of our chores 
C 
But I think that it's important 
F 
That we think of those out there 
F 
To whom we do not give presents 
G 
Even though we really care 


Bridge:

F           G 
'Cause there's just one man 
         C 
Who gets nothing each year 
F              G           C 
Even though he hasn't been bad 
       F        G 
How he longs to hear 
C      Am 
Santas reindeer 
F 
But he never has 
    G                   C Am 
And yeah that makes him sad 
   F             G                   C 
He never has and yeah that makes him sad 




          F        G         C Am 
You know, everyone thinks of Jesus 
F      G      C     Am 
On the eve of Christmas 
    F           G             C            Am 
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list 
   F          G           C 
So jesus gets nothing for christmas 
     F          G           C 
Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas 


Verse 2:

   C          F 
When he was a boy 
 C      G 
Back in galillee 
C            F 
He never got presents 
C                G 
Christmas didn't exist you see 
    C             F 
And now that he's grown 
C       G 
No body guessed 
        C 
That he really wants that 
F        C                G 
24 piece metric drill bit set 
C 
Jesus is a carpenter 
    F 
You know that that is true 
         F 
And he's tired of using 
  G 
2000 year old tools 


Bridge:
F           G 
Just because he's the man 
         C 
Who gets nothing each year 
F              G           C 
Even though he hasn't been bad 
       F        G 
How he longs to hear 
C      Am 
Santas reindeer 
F 
But he never has 
    G                   C Am 
And yeah that makes him sad 
   F             G                   C 
He never has and yeah that makes him sad 



          F        G         C Am 
You know, everyone thinks of Jesus 
F      G      C     Am 
On the eve of Christmas 
    F           G             C            Am 
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list 
   F          G           C 
So jesus gets nothing for christmas 
     F          G           C 
Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas 


Verse 3:

C      G 
All he wants is 
F     G 
World peace 
       C          F 
But he also kinda likes the look 
        C            G 
Of that new old navy fleece 
    C               G 
And yeah he wants to end 
F            G 
Violence and war 
       C          F 
But he also kinda wants to 
        C                G 
Try out grand theft auto 4 
C 
He gets no milk and cookies 
          F 
Like that fat santa clause does 
         F 
He's the reason for the season 
         G 
But he's always sad because 



   F      G            C 
He is the man who gets nothing each year 
F              G           C 
Even though he hasn't been bad 
       F        G 
How he longs to hear 
C      Am 
Santas reindeer 
F 
But he never has 
    G                   C Am 
And yeah that makes him sad 
   F             G                   C 
He never has and yeah that makes him sad 




        F        G         C Am 
Because everyone thinks of Jesus 
F      G      C     Am 
On the eve of Christmas 
    F           G             C            Am 
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list 
   F          G           C 
So jesus gets nothing for christmas 
F          G           C 
jesus gets nothing for christmas 



F     G                 C       F 
Jesus just doesn't know what to do 
   F               G            C          F 
He doesn't want to seem like an ungrateful youth 
        F          G           C        F 
And the worst part is it's his birthday too 
    F          G           G 
And jesus gets nothing for christmas.