Intro: A D A (x4) A D A In front of the bar staff the bands still play D A So I get on my knees and really pray D A Ask for inspiration from the boys up above D A Handed down a plan which seems simple enough. D G A D G A Another bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat D G A We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums. D A Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked D A Then describe to companies how their name would look D A Plastered round the area where the punters mass D A Ten times more effective than the underpass. D G A D G A It’s a bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat D G A We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums! D A C G Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in D A C G D A A D A (x4) A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound. D A Come on everybody there’s no time to waste D A Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste D A Common misconceptions will be left at the door D A And Sparks won’t come from Germany anymore. D G A D G A So it’s thumbs up for Gabriel for keeping small clubs afloat D G A We’re sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums! D A C G Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in D A C G D A A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound C G D A And in this way your club will be saved from the JCB C G D A A D A (x7) And in this way your club will be saved from JCB. D A D A Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. D A D A Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. D A D A Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. D A Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits.