(instr) C F G C (x8) C F G C Our Ted, it has to be said produces proof beyond us F G C Rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact. D Helicopters in my garden, bringing wind ' I beg your pardon C G Double glazing is amazing don't you all agree' (instr) C F G C (x4) C F G C No fears, they'll last you for years: our statistics prove it F G C And you'll pose when all the street knows it's you who sets the pace. D On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and laugh at Yuletide warnings C G Insulation for the nation, that's the one for me. (instr) C F G C (x4) C F G C No draughts 'cos that'd be daft ' a feather acknowledges Newton F G C And a ball and chain let loose on the pane can only smash your nerves. D In the hibernating season fit the best, it stands to reason C G No complaining where it's raining thanks to Mr Moult, wahey! (instr) C F G C (x4) F G C F G C7