Fuck The Valley Fudge

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Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees 

Look at these 
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Rookies around us 
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Aren't you glad you found us? 

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Now if you are who you say you are 
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Get up here to the bar 
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We'll plot out a plan 
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To take down the man 

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We'll start with that new future super star 
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And steal all their decorative rocks 
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We'll fight all their rent-a-cops 

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And for the freeway maintainers 
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Who assist our escape 
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We got sandwiches, juice 
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And cold Gatorade 

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We'll expose all the bicyclists 
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Who really are 
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Dui students who can't drive their cars 

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And we'll take stucco dust 
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And wet dry wall sludge 
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Combine 'em just right 
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To make fuck the valley fudge 

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Applebee's, Chuckie Cheese, dirty deeds 

Don't you see? 
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Fuck the valley fudge 
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It's my hate and my love 

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Nepalese, anti-freeze, calories 

Can't you see? 
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Fuck the valley fudge 
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It's my hate and my love 

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Fuck the valley fudge 
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It's my hate and my love 

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Fuck the valley fudge 
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My hate 
    C 
My love 

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Fuck the valley fudge 
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Fuck the valley 
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Fuuuuuuuuuck