You Stupid Bitch

	  		
Intro: Eb G7 C 

Verse 

Eb          G7               C 
Well Rebecca, you’ve done it now. 
F7              Bb              Eb 
Karma’s come to tap you on the shoulder. 
          Eb 
All that lying that’s been festering, 
G7 
Plus breaking and entering, 
F7                                Bb 
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder. 

           Eb 
You ruined everything, 
    G7     C 
You stupid bitch. 
           F7 
You ruined everything, 
    Bb 
You stupid, stupid bitch. 
              Eb 
You’re just a lying little bitch 
    G7               C7 
who ruins things and wants the world to burn. 
F7                     Bb 
Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch. 
              Eb 
And lose some weight.
 

Verse 
Eb       G7       C 
I was so close to paradise, 
F7               Bb                    Eb 
But now the only thing I’m close to is defeat. 
      C 
These shards are a metaphor for my soul, 
      G7 
Won’t stop the self-pity ‘cause I’m on a roll, 
F7 
Yes Josh completes me, but how can that be 
Bb 
When there’s no me left to complete? 

           Eb 
You ruined everything, 
    G7     C 
You stupid bitch. 
           F7 
You ruined everything, 
    Bb 
You stupid, stupid bitch. 
              Eb                    G7 
You’re just a poopy little slut who doesn’t think 
    C7 
and deceives the people she loves. 


Outro 
    Eb 
Now he knows I’m not some innocent lamb, 
    G7 
He sees me for what I am, 
           C 
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly, 
                        Bb 
fat and stupid, simple, self-hating 
Eb 
Bitch.