Verse C I like telling dirty jokes, C and I like smoking crystal meth, F G C but darling I love you. C And I like laughing at retards, C and I like throwing rocks at dogs, F G C but darling I love you.*play the intro again here* Verse C I've been tryin' to move on, C since you left, since you've been gone, F G C but its so hard on me. C Talked to a girl in first hour, C bought her a cd, bought her a flower, F G C but she's a stupid cunt.F E I love you like the moon and stars, C F when little kids get hit by cars, F G C girl you know its true. F G C Darling, I love you.F E But I'll take anything, C F and I'll take anyone. F E I'll take an angry lesbian C F with a loaded gun. F E I'll take a whore with syphilis C F and gonorrhea too. F G C But darling, I love you.