Red Toupee

	  		



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To Catalina on a fishing boat 
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We call it Henry Cisneros 
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We got no money but we stay afloat 
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The jellyfishes don't scare us 
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You're telling everybody life's a ball 
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Too many pleasures to mention 
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You do a cartwheel in the shopping mall 
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You seem to get their attention 


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In your red toupee 
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In a red toupee 
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Oh you got your red toupee 
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In a red toupee 


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You take your mother to a broadway play 
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It keeps her well out of danger 
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You're blowing bubbles in the matinee 
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You never looked any stranger  



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In your red toupee 
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In a red toupee 
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Oh you got your red toupee 
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In a red toupee 


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People say that you're unusual 
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You just tell them they're confused 
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If only they were more like you 
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They'd brighten up their day 



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In your red toupee 
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In your red toupee 
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Oh they need a red toupee 
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In your red toupee 

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Promenades in furs and laces 
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People put on airs and graces 
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Bedroom eyes in boardroom faces 
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Oh where will it lead 


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To Catalina on a fishing boat 
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We call it Henry Cisneros 
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We got no money but we stay afloat 
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The jellyfishes don't scare us 


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In your red toupee 
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In a red toupee 
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Oh they need a red toupee 
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In a red toupee 
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In your mauve toupee 
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In a red toupee 
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Turquoise toupee 
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Turquoise toupee 
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You got your green toupee 
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In a red  
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In a red toupee 
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Cerise toupee 
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In a red  
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In a red toupee 
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Why are you wearing that strange toupee