In Spite Of Ourselves (feat. Amy Taylor)

	  		G 
She don't like her eggs all runny 
G 
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny 
C 
She looks down her nose at money 
G 
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny 

 D 
She's my baby, I'm her honey 
 D                                      Em 
She's my baby, I'm never gonna let her go 

   G 
He ain't been laid in a month of Sunday 
   G 
I caught him once, and he was sniffin' my undies 
   C 
He ain't too sharp, but he gets things done 
G 
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen 

 D 
He's my baby, and I'm his honey 
 D                                     Em 
He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go 

( Em ) 

G 
She thinks all my jokes are corny 
G 
Convict movies make her horny 
C 
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs 
G 
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs 

 D 
She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' 
 D                                            Em 
She takes a lickin', I'm never gonna let her go 

   G 
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey 
   G 
A wacked out weirdo, and a love bug junkie 
   C 
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon 
   G 
Payday comes, and he's a'howlin' at the Moon 

 D 
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe 
 D 
He's my baby, and I'm his honey 
 D 
He's my baby, I'm his honey 
 D                                     Em 
He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go 

                C 
In spite of ourselves 
                               G 
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 
             D 
Against all odds 
                             G 
Honey, we're the big door prize 
                C 
We're gonna spite our noses 
                    G 
Right off of our faces 
                  D 
There won't be nothin' 
                                     G 
But big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes 

 D 
She's my baby 
 D 
I'm his honey 
 D 
She's my baby 
 D                        Em 
I'm never gonna let you go