The Pope Song

	  		
F 
Fuck the motherfucker.  
F 
Fuck the motherfucker. 
F                             C  
Fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker. 


C 
Fuck the motherfucker.  
C 
Fuck the fucking fucker. 
C                             F 
Fuck the motherfucker, he's a total fucking fucker. 


F 
Fuck the motherfucker.  
F 
Fuck the motherfucker. 
F                              C 
Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker. 
C                                             F 
Fuck the motherfucker. Fuck the motherfucking Pope. 


F 
Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker  
F                                 C 
If you think that motherfucker is sacred.  
C 
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddy fucker,  
C                                   F 
Fuck you! You're no better than the motherfucking rapist.  


Bb 
And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me 
F 
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity  
G7 
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is langauge one employs 
C                                
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys.  


F 
I don't give a fuck if calling the Pope a motherfucker 
F                                    C 
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.  
C 
This has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers,  
C                                       F 
I'm not interested right now in fucking scripture or debate. 


Bb 
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways,  
F 
I'll be a religious apologist on other fucking days  
G7 
And the fact remains if you protect a single kiddy fucker  
C 
Then pope or prince or plumber you're a fucking motherfucker.  


F 
You see, I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker 
F                            C 
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother.  
C 
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers,  
C                                        F 
whilst those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others.  


Bb 
But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority  
F 
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society  
G7 
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath  
C                                               C 
when it turns out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses.  


F 
So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker  
F                               C 
If you're still a motherfucking papist.  
C 
If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddy fucker,  
C                              F 
Fuck the motherfucker! He's as evil as the rapist.  


Bb 
And if you look into you motherfucking heart and tell me true  
F 
That this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you, 
G7                                       C 
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespect,  
C                             C 
If it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter.  


F                                          C 
But if you find me more offensive then the fucking possibility 
F                                           C 
- the pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly - 
F 
Then listen to me motherfucker, this here is a fact:  
F 
You are just as morally misguided as that  
               Bb                             C                           F 
motherfucking, power hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat. 


(Repeat and Fade) 

F 
Fuck the motherfucker. Fuck the motherfucker.  
F 
Fuck the motherfucker. Fuck the motherfucker.