Written by Tim Minchin
D Bm Beauty is a harlot G Gm Dsus4 D She will dance with any bastard Bflat dim Bm Bm/A She's undiscerning in her choice of partners Gadd#11 I could have her of course if I wish F#m But I object to her promiscuousness Em A A7 Beauty just doesn't suit me D Bm For beauty is a harlot G Gm Dsus4 D An easy lay for lazy artists Bflat dim Bm Bm/A I won't be fooled by her vulgar charm Gadd#11 It is the easiest trick in the book F#m Music's the worm and beautys the hook Em And I know you would swallow her whole A A7 But Im not here to pander to souls D Bm For beauty is a siren G Gm Dsus4 D Trying to draw me from my chosen mission Bflat dim Bm - Bm/A I won't be tempted by her seductive singing Gadd#11 F#m On principle I refuse to be party to her abuse Em It is not my job to squat in the gutter F#m Sharing the teat with you beauty drunk suckers G You paid to see satire and rage A A7 I swear I won't let beauty set foot on this stage D Bm For beauty is a siren G Gm Dsus4 D A spotlight hungry superficial harlot Bflat dim Bm Bm/A She will toy with your defenceless heart and leave you Gadd#11 Tear streaked when the lights come on F#m You look around to find her gone Em And despite your sighs you've not a clue A A7 That as you fell from her she stole from you D Bm For beauty is a harlot G Gm Dsus4 D She will lie with any two bit artist Bflat dim Bm Bm/A And for all those other bastards G Gm D - Bm She seems to come so easily G Gm D But she comes too hard for me