I'm Horny I'm Stoned

	  		



Intro 
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Well, I'm tired, I'm nervous, I'm bored, I'm stoned 
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Don't you know life ain't so easy when you're on your own? 
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I'm lonely, I'm ugly, I'm horny, I'm cold 
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Don't you know life ain't so easy when you're on your own 
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Leavin' home 


Interlude 
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Bridge:
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Well, I got ripped off, wiped out, I got burned 
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Don't you know life ain't so easy when you're on your own? 


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I feel my mind is shaking out of place 
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I look like a truck ran over my face 
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The doctor says I'm not a hopeless case 
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I really want to join the human race 

Interlude 
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Well, I got ripped off, wiped out, I got burned 
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Don't you know life ain't so easy when you're on your own? 
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Well, I'm tired, I'm nervous, I'm bored, I'm stoned 
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Don't you know life ain't so easy when you're on your own? 
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 Leavin' home, on your own 
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On your own 


Outro 
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