I Can't Get My Ass In Gear

	  		Verse 

F                                                C 
You know me I'm a regular guy, do just enough to get me by 
                                                                             F 
It ain't the way or the will that's missin', I guess I don't have what you'd call ambition 
                                                       C 
And every day my baby says, when you gonna change your way 
                                                            F 
I'm sick and tired of you lyin' here, you'd better get your ass in gear 

Chorus 
 F                                          C 
I can't get my ass in gear, I can't get it nowhere near 
                                           F 
Too much wine too much beer I can't get my ass in gear 

Verse 

F                                            C 
I could be a millionaire, and live a life of ease 
                                            F 
Sail my boat, fly my plane, anywhere I please 
                                                               C 
And all the things that I ain't got now, I found them all with greed 
                                                                  F 
But there's just one thing keeps me way down here, I can't get my ass in gear 

 F                                          C 
I can't get my ass in gear, I can't get it nowhere near 
                                           F 
Too much wine too much beer I can't get my ass in gear 

Bb                                F 
Well life ain't what it aughta be, whilst in bed she hollas at me 
Bb                                          C 
'bout all the bills, that ain't been paid, with all the money that I ain't made 


F                                                 C 
I know she thinks that I'm a slob, I don't have a regular job 
                                                                 F 
But if I did it would cost her dear, there ain't no way I would stay round here 

 F                                          C 
I can't get my ass in gear, I can't get it nowhere near 
                                           F 
Too much wine too much beer I can't get my ass in gear 

Bb                                F 
Well life ain't what it aughta be, whilst in bed she hollas at me 
Bb                                          C 
'bout all the bills, that ain't been paid, with all the money that I ain't made 

F                                                 C 
I know she thinks that I'm a slob, I don't have a regular job 
                                                                 F 
But if I did it would cost her dear, there ain't no way I would stay round here 

 F                                          C 
I can't get my ass in gear, I can't get it nowhere near 
                                           F 
Too much wine too much beer I can't get my ass in gear