If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums

	  		

Intro: A C D F G 

  A 
Remember When you were fourteen 
     C 
Your dad taught you to shave 
     D 
That wasnt a very fatherly way 
A                 F  G 
For him to behave 

    A 
You had to watch your first beard 
C 
Floating down the drain 
D 
 A beard abandoned  
A         F          G 
 A son betrayed 

F      G                  A 
  Your dad taught you how 
F     G                  E7 
  And look at you now 



              A          E      D 
Cause if your dad doesnt have a beard 
      E       A 
Youve got two mums  
     E         D        E 
(Two beardless mums) 
              A          E      D 
Cause if your dad doesnt have a beard 
      E       A 
Youve got two mums  
     E         D        E   F   G 
(Two beardless mums) 



Remember how he watched  
your face ladened with cream 
The mirror fogging over 
As the bathroom filled with steam 

He put the razor in your hand 
And said: "Now lets begin 
Shave with joreflicks jokes(?) my son 
And head for the chin 

F      G                  A 
  Your dad taught you how 
F     G                  E7 
  And look at you now 


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Repeat: F G A end on E7 

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