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Written by Les Emmerson

Key:  C More
Signs Key GG
Signs Key G#G#
Signs Key AA
Signs Key A#A#(one step down)
Signs Key BB(half step down)
Signs Key CC(original key)
Signs Key C#C#(half step up)
Signs Key DD(one step up)
Signs Key D#D#
Signs Key EE
Signs Key FF
Signs Key F#F#
	  		Intro:  D D D Dsus4 D D2 D2 D (3X) 
        C          G/B                       A5         G 
And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" 
     D                A                    G                  A 
So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why 
Bm                                              G 
He said "You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do" 
     D                         A                  G              A 
So I took off my hat and said "Imagine that! Huh, me workin' for you!" 

D C G Whoa, signs, signs everywhere a sign D C G Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind D A C D (+intro suspensions) Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
C G/B A5 G And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot out on sight D A So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house G A "Hey, what gives you the right? Bm G To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in, D A G A If God was here he'd tell you to your face, "Man you're some kind of sinner!" (Chorus) A Now hey there mister can't you read? G D You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat A You can't watch, no you can't eat G D You ain't supposed to be here........ C G D G Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh! (Instrumental/Solo) C G/B A5 G And the sign said "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray" D A But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, G A I didn't have a penny to pay Bm G So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign D A G A It said "Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me, I'm alive and doin' fine!" (Chorus)X2

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