Members Only

	  		Intro: G	G	C	C 
       G	G	C	C 
 
Verse 
G			C 
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again 
G			     C     Am 
He seems to be stuck in the 80's 
(Am)		C*	      G    Am 
He wears his members only jacket 
(Am)                C                 G 
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies 

D				Em 
And all the white folks shake their asses 
D			C*  G 
Looking for the two and four 
C			     G 
I'll have mine in martini glasses 
Em		D		G		 
Cause I can't take it anymore 
G	G	C	C 
(cool lead riff)
 
Verse 
G			        C 
These are the days of empty kitchens 
G			            C    Am 
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo 
(Am)		C              G    Am 
I think she's found a new religion 
(Am)		C       	G 
Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew 

D			Em 
And all the rich kids shake their asses 
D			C* G 
Looking for the two and four 
C			              G 
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses 
Em		D		C 
Cause I can't taste it anymore 
C	    D		G 
No I can't taste it anymore
 
Break: 
G	G	C	C 
G	G	C	C 
(cool lead riff) 
G		C 
G		C 
D		C	G 
D		G 
(Solo over same chords as first verse segment) 
Verse: 
G		           C 
My friend Gregg says it's all good 
G		                 C    Am 
As the eastern seaboard's blown away 
(Am)			C	G    Am 
Now everything is going half-price 
(Am)			G 
So look at all the money we saved 
Chorus 
D			Em 
And all the politicians shake their asses 
D		      G 
Looking for the backdoor 
C			             G 
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses 
Em			D          C 
Cause they don't like the boys no more 
C		D		G 
No and I can't take it anymore 
G	G	C	C 
G	G	C	C 
(cool lead riff) 
(end cold on G) 
 
RIFF: 
Tablature Riff by Daniel Bromley ([email protected]) 
h = Hammer on 
p = Pull off 
The Acoustic riff: 
e:---3---1p0---0------| 
B:-----3-----3---3----| 
G:--------------------| 
D:--------------------| 
A:--------------------| 
E:-3------------------| 
Or 
e:---3---1p0----------| 
B:-----3-----3h5p3----| 
G:--------------------| 
D:--------------------| 
A:--------------------| 
E:-3------------------| 
The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right) 
e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0---| 
B:---------------------------------| 
G:---------------------------------| 
D:---------------------------------| 
A:---------------------------------| 
E:---------------------------------| 
A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars 
{Such as the one on the track}.) 
e:---------------------------------| 
B:---------------------------------| 
G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0-----| 
D:-----4----------4--------4---2---| 
A:---------------------------------| 
E:---------------------------------|