Golden Blunders

	  		
Verse 1:

F      C                Dm             C       Bb 
Golden blunders come in pairs, they're very unaware 
          F                    Gm   Eb 
What they know is what they've seen 
F  C             Dm       C                  Bb 
Education wasn't fun, but now that school is done 
       F                 Gm           C 
Higher learning's just begun, hey hey hey 
  


Bb           F              C         F 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time 
Bb           F          C        F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever 
Bb           F          C          F 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time 
Bb           F                  C                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never 

  
Verse 2:

F    C                   Dm        C                Bb 
Disappointment breeds contempt, it makes you feel inept 
      F                   Gm      Eb 
Never thought you'd feel alone at home 
F       C            Dm               C               Bb 
His and hers forever more, throw your freedom out the door 
           F                  Gm           C 
Before you find out what it's for, hey hey hey 
  


Bb           F              C         F 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time 
Bb           F          C        F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever 
Bb           F          C          F 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time 
Bb           F                  C                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never 
  

Solo D  G  D  G 
       D  G  D  G 
  
Bridge:

D                        G 
Four weeks seemed like a long time then 
    D                     G 
But nine months is longer now 
    D                 G 
But even if you never speak again 
       D                F          E7  Eb  D 
You've already made the wedding vow 
  
 


Bb           F              C         F          Bb 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy) 
Bb           F          C        F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever 
Bb           F          C          F           Bb 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl) 
Bb           F                  C                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never 

  
Verse 3:

F    C                Dm     C               Bb 
Honeymoons will never start, bonds will blow apart 
        F                 Gm    Eb 
Just as fast as they were made 
F       C              Dm    C                 Bb 
Men and women please beware, don't pretend you care 
        F                    Gm           C 
Nothing lasts when nothing's there, ah ha ha 
  


Bb           F              C         F          Bb 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy) 
Bb           F          C        F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever 
Bb           F          C          F           Bb 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl) 
Bb           F                  C                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never 
Bb           F              C         F          Bb 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy) 
Bb           F          C        F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever 
Bb           F          C          F           Bb 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl) 
Bb           F                  C                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never 
Bb           F              C         F          Bb 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy) 
Bb           F          C        F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever 
Bb           F          C          F           Bb 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl) 
Bb           F                  C                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never 
Bb           F              C         F 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time