Family Feud

	  		
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Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink 
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Aunt Tammies in there claiming all the diamond rings 
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Uncle Bobs holding up the TV set 
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The only thing they are grieving over 
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Is what they ain't gonna get 
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She's only been in the ground a day or two 
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I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud 

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Great gran daddy's shotgun started it all 
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She wasn't even cold 
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Before they ripped it off the wall 
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Wondas fighting Angie over antique quilts 
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Nobody even waited for the reading of the will 
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If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue 
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I'm glad mama aint around to watch this family feud 

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I'm watching it all go down in shame 
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Wish the whole house would go up in flames 
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Who gives a damn about a cedar chest 
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When we just laid her soul to rest 
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She's only been in the ground a day or two 
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I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud 

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She's probably rolling over in her grave 
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'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away