Ugly Story

	  		Intro: Bm, E, D, F# (2x)  

Bm                                       E 
I am a prince and i live in a ship and i aim my rifle and i shoot from the hip  
      D                    F# 
And i have a friend i pity quite a bit  
                    Bm                          F#       E 
She said ?grab your gun let?s have some fun, share with me your perigees  
  Bm 
I have responsibilities, i cannot run!â?� 
                                          Em  D 
?i do not wish the death of any living thing, i might be a killer but one day  
        F#                                Bm                                  Em 
I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then i?m keen on staking  
      D                            F# 
Claim to land and sea and everyfin between.â?� 
B                                     F# 
I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules  
D                                     F# 
But when have angels ever helped me yet?  
B      Bm                F# 
And magic isn?t real and anyway it doesn?t matter  
D                           F# 
Cause no matter what i conjure it could not help be me deflect 
          Bm                            
The angry death of every hopeful thought  
D                                             F# 
That i might be a lover or a fighter that i?m not  
                   B                        Em 
In someones spider web or net i could be caught  
D                                             F# 
But i?m too bitter, better off alone, guess i forgot 
       D                     B  
So what? do you want me to say sorry?  
E                   D               B 
Should i apologize, when you ignore me?  
                   D           Bm B 
I didn?t ask to be right or to be lonely  
D                C       B    Bm 
Or to be hatched into an ugly story 
Bm                                E 
I am a prince and i had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares  
D                                     F# 
But then i guess i bored them both to death  
Bm                               E 
And now i think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces  
D                                       Bm 
Better yet invent a brand new method of ascension 
                                 Em 
I?m impressed, you?ve managed to survive  
         D                                   F# 
But rest assured we?d all be better off dead than alive  
                    B                                Em 
Cause when they get a-hold of us we?ll all be batter fried  
                                D                    F# 
And i?m surprised that nobody?s considered switching sides 
Bm            B                E 
So here i am, respectfully and royally destroying  
F#         D                            F# 
Any chance of getting back on your good gills  
      B                                       E 
And i don?t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple  
                         D                                F# 
Well then bleeding?s the new breathing, don?t you think i will! 
                   B 
I used to wish the death of every living thing  
D                                         F# 
I might be your killer but you?d never be my queen  
                 B                                Em 
So put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams  
F#                             D                    F# 
I?m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems 
               B                    Em 
That i am just pathetic, i won?t be overlooked  
                      D                             F# 
I?m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook  
            B                                Em     Bm 
I?ve made a manifesto, i?ve been bested by a crook, but never more!  
D                                  F# 
I?m planning on reclaiming what he tookâ... 
   D                       Bm  B 
So what? do you want me to say sorry?  
E            D           B 
Should i apologize, when you ignore me?  
                   D           Bm B 
I didn?t ask to be right or to be lonely  
Bm       C               B 
Or to be hatched into an ugly story  
D             C            B 
To be hatched into an ugly story 
E                D               B 
Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory 

E, D, B, E, D, F# 

Bm                            E 
I am a prince and i live in a ship  

D, F# 

B                             E 
I am a prince and i live in a ship 

D, F#, B