Intro: C G Em C D G
G D C G
I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued.
G D Am Em
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two.
Em Am F E7
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet.
E7 Am F D
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away.
G
Watch as I work my gypsy magic.
Em
Eye of a newt and cinnamon.
G
Watch as the matter turns to batter-
C D G
Open the portal, jump in! 
(bridge)
C G
Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Em Am Em
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon.
C
Toss a fig and save the date and
G G
bread and butter, chant and mutter,
Em E7
marination, incantation,
C Am
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
D D7
yeast is rising, rectifying
( G Em G C D G)
verse 2
G D C G
Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone.
G D Am Em
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on.
Em Am F E7
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall.
E7 Am F D
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!
G
Watch as I work my gypsy magic!
Em
Seapony tears and provolone!
G
God help the outcast with her witchcraft.
C D G
Someday I'm gonna go home!
G C D G
Someday, I'm gonna go home!!!
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