Written by Mark David Manders
Manders and Neuvo Tejas C F G C You and I we've had our problems but I think the counselor's right F G C A change in behavior patterns could save the romance in our lives F G C So let's load up the stationwagon, drive as far as we can get F G C Find ourselves a little Motel 6, and we'll make love like Tom BodetI know you've had your reservations about our love in the past But if we lower our expectations, maybe it won't seem like such a test So why don't you lock that door behind you Come here and lay down by my side And we'll give a whole new meaning to the words "It's checkout time" (repeat chorus) (spoken) I sure am glad we took our marriage counselors advice and came here to this Motel 6. It's kinda like our second honeymoon. I know it's not the Holiday Hilton, but there's color TV and cable, and free coffee in the morning, and, oh look, Karate Kid Part 3 is coming on HBO. Well, we'd better get started, because you know how much I hate to miss the beginning of a movie. That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door I'll say I love you in a monotone, mmm,mmm,mmm And we'll make love on the floorF G C That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door F G I'll day I love you in a monotone, mmm,mmm,mmm, C And we'll make love like before F G C Bring a bottle of champagne, ice it down in the sink F Use a plastic cup for an ashtray, G C A C And leave our trash for the maids to clean