Henchmen

	  		Verse 
B             F#                G#m             F#           E 
I hope you've got a health care plan and if you don't I understand 
                              G                 F#m            B 
But I got a question for ya', does your hideout have a covered lot? 
               F#                G#m              F#                 E 
And here's the hours I'm looking for, a part time shift from noon to four 
                               G              F# 
But not on Tuesdays cuz that's when I Dungeon Master for my friends 

B             F#                G#m             F#           E 
Do I qualify for this?, Well let me tell you what you've missed 
                      G               F#m                 B 
I fired lasers from a sub, one year I blew a whole bridge up 
          F#                G#m           F#           E 
I spent a month up on the moon, raised in rank peon to goon 
                                    G               F#                A 
I could've gone much higher, except for the fact my boss was burned a-live 

By a man shooting magma from his hands 
         E                               B 
I saw my job go up in a flame and it's a shame 

Chorus 
                     F#                    A 
I'm curious what you pay and I could start today 
                                 E                            B 
Have faith in what's inside like Cringer turning in to Battle Cat 
             F#                        A 
So here I am again and with this leaky pen I summarize my skill set 
E                          G         F#          B 
Realize my path in life is set: I'll always be a henchman 

Verse 
B             F#                G#m             F#        E 
You ask me what it is I'd do if I saw someone steal from you 
                              G                 F#m            B 
I'd stab him in his back and take it for myself, of course, you see 
               F#                G#m              F#             E 
I know that's what you'd want to hear, so drop a line to Señor Fear 
                          G                 F#m 
Is Dr. Hatred in your Five? He'll eat your bill alive 
       A 
So you better call now before he heads underground 
             E                                          B 
To fight the troglodytes in their cave, he's got a full plate 

Chorus 
            F#                    A 
Is there 401k? And dental would be great 
                                     E 
Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've got bum knees not lions to stand on 
B            F#                                  A 
So here I am again, I love the feng shui in this den 
                               E 
I've worked for Psycho Possum. Compared to his your place is awesome 
G         F#          B 
Oh, I'll always be a henchman 

Bridge 
A 
Other guys have weeks vacations 
  E                               A        E 
I work for dudes with lacerations on their faces 
      A 
These people they have aspirations 
     E 
They want to rule a private nation 
         A                   E           E              B 
When the screws you have are loose, what else you gonna do? 

Verse 
B                    F#m                             G#m 
Appreciate your time today, there's not much more to say 

Hope I'm what you're looking for though 
E 
You'll find I'm handy just like Panthro 

Chorus 
G        F#m            B 
Oh, I'll always be henchman 
B           G        F#m            B 
Oh oh oh oh oh, I'll always be a henchman 
B                       G        F#m            B 
Oh oh oh this is what I do, I'll always be a henchman 
B             G        F#m            B 
This is who I am, I'll always be a henchman